Posted 3 days ago

I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

(Source: cunt3r-parts)

Posted 1 week ago
zodiaccity:

[REPOST] Zodiac Signs As Candy (For Fun)….

zodiaccity:

[REPOST] Zodiac Signs As Candy (For Fun)….

Posted 1 week ago

eveariel:

frostmatey:

sizvideos:

Video

I fear whoever made this holy shit

"Hey can I get the time?"
"Uh yeah… just… just wait… wait for it… it’s… It’s 10:30"

Posted 1 week ago
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Pisces Compatibility.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Pisces Compatibility.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

moffnat:

do you ever just cry because you suck

(Source: kitharington)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  2. Me: *turns up music*
  3. Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  4. Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  5. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  6. Me:
  7. Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  8. Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  9. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  10. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  11. Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  12. Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  13. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  14. Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  15. Entire train: *applauds*
Posted 1 week ago

starwarsfuckyeah:

This girl chose the Dark Side bahahaha

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual

(Source: numba-one-bisexual)